What is in there exactly?

I hate cleaning, but the time has come to getting sundry items out of my food pantry.  I generally do a pretty good job of getting things out of my pantry.   But, not unlike the Bermuda Triangle, there are some areas of the pantry where things go in, but never come out.  I’m now on a quest to change that.  In the coming weeks, there might be some interesting things coming out of my kitchen… Oatmeal + salad dressing = ???